Missed Connections 9/10

Where are you Human??

Why are you avoiding me?  You are very hot.  I know this because my visor can detect your heat signature.  Did we get off on the wrong foot?  Is it because I’ve skinned those people?  I’m a hunter.  It’s what I do.  Seriously, did you not read the name of the movie we are in?  It’s like I’m invisible and I’m not just saying that because I’m currently cloaked.  I feel like if we don’t meet up again, I’ll just explode.  Although I might do that regardless.

 

Too Many Girls with Your Name in the Area.

I thought it would be an easy mission to find you.  I looked up your name in the yellow pages.  Since arriving in town, I’ve knocked on SO many doors today trying to find you.  Seriously, how common of a name is Sarah Connor???

 

Looking for Answers

Hey, it’s Roy.  I’m the UPS courier from earlier.  Do you remember me?  We talked briefly when you stopped in to drop off that small box.  You told me I have to deliver it out in the middle of f*cking no where.  I mean, I’ll do it.  I don’t get paid enough to question customers (nor ones that pay me extra under the table).  But seriously, what’s in the box?  What’s in the box, what’s in the box, what’s in the boooox?!?!?

 

Taking a Stab at  Getting a Hold of You

You’re beautiful.  Like a young Drew Barrymore.  We talked on the phone earlier, but you hung up on me.  Was it something I said?  Possibly something I did?  Is it because I gutted your boyfriend, Steve?  You really should have said Mrs. Voorhees.  You looked like a girl that knew her film trivia.  Oh well, listen, I’ll be calling you back here a few, please answer?  I’m standing outside and it’s getting chilly.

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